All this vile talk about using vaginal yeast to make sourdough reminded me of the OG of culinary monstrosities Natural Harvest, the semen cookbook that broke the internet.
Batman and Robin are straight up cowardly, guys. They’ll run from Taylor Swift and a T-Rex and all manner of other shit thanks to this hilarious Tumblr.
Brent Estabrook’s colorful take on American and Chinese currency makes the root of all evil look even more appealing.
A major event like The Fappening has to have its own movie trailer, and one man answered the call to make it.
After seeing this morbid Disney fan art by artist Dan Luvisi, I’ll never see Mickey Mouse the same again… Ever.
Cinderella shows her cakes in this most likely NSFW fan art spoofing Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda cover.
Japan’s female train commuters can rest easier now that the police have deployed a “Robocop” to protect them from the perverts on the trains.
A centuries old barn in Tramin, Italy was reduced to rubble after a massive rockfall unleashed several giant boulders.
Welp! I hope they have homeowner’s insurance. All jokes aside a 300 year old barn was decimated after one hell of a rockfall sent a bunch of giant boulders barreling down a beautiful hillside in Tramin, Italy. The destruction was captured on video via drone, and the breadth of the damage is awe-inspiring. It wasn’t all bad luck, however. The main section of the gorgeous Italian villa was spared, but only by a few inches or feet. One of the giant rocks stopped just short of finishing the job.
Apparently no one was injured, but the cost of the damage is in the millions of dollars.
A new study by French scientists shows one in four doctors and health care workers are touching you… With their germy, poopy hands!
If you’re heading to your doctor anytime soon, then you most likely will want to cower in the corner until you’ve seen your doctor or nurse wash their hands with soap and water. A new study headed by Dr. Caroline Landelle at the Geneva University Hospitals and Med School in Switzerland, and published in the Infection Control and Hospital Epidemiology journal, shows that as many as one out of four doctors are touching you with hands contaminated by a nasty little bug called C. Difficile. Read on, and beware, you might want to gag, like I did:
The study was published recently in Infection Control and Hospital Epidemiology, the journal of the Society for Healthcare Epidemiology of America (SHEA), which recommends after caring for patients with C. difficile infections, health care professionals in routine care settings should clean their hands with alcohol-based rubs, and use soap and water in outbreak settings.
However, there is a view that many health care workers could be passing on C. difficile to patients, even after routine alcohol-based hand rubbing, pointing to a need for routine hand washing with soap and water after treating any infected patient, regardless the setting.
This new study, the first of its kind, supports this view, as Dr. Landelle explains:
“Because C. difficile spores are so resistant and persistent to disinfection, glove use is not an absolute barrier against the contamination of health care workers’ hands. Effective hand hygiene should be performed, even in non-outbreak settings.”
While older people are more susceptible, if you’re on a long term course of antibiotics, you could get it too. I know I’ve seen doctors just pop on in and hit the hand sanitizer before getting to work when I’ve gone in. That will not be happening anymore.
The woman made famous in those “crazy” Jamaican CVS lady videos that went viral is back, and we may all be a bunch of assholes.
You might recall the infamous viral video featuring the “crazy” Jamaican CVS patron who ranted about the devil to a forlorn store employee who was trying to escort her out of the store. We all laughed. Hell, I felt sorry for her, but I laughed my ass off. Now in the latest video, she seems to indicate that her children passed away some five months ago.
Disregarding the mega asshole who’s filming her and making fun of her (way to be a douchebag, son!), at the 1:42 mark, the woman says, “All my children is in heaven five months now”, and then says, “Five months now my children (gone down?)”. I can understand her for the most part(Caribbean fam stand up!!! That’s how I talk to my family at home!), but the audio is really shitty and I can’t quite make out that last quote.
Douchebag tells her we all die, and shares that his grandmother passed a month ago (sorry, bro), so it seems to corroborate what she’s saying. All I know is I get an intensely shitty feeling from this video, and it sheds a light on the fact that sometimes viral videos have very real people behind them with very really issues. This is providing that she’s telling the truth. In the end it doesn’t matter. If she’s not hurting anybody, let her get the Holy Ghost wherever she wants to.
The couple that smokes together, stays together, right? 420LoveMatch.com aims to bring weed aficionados together, but first it needs your financial help.
Weed non-smokers just don’t understand, right? If your marijuana habit is something crucial, for medical reasons (or not), then finding the right partner might be a little difficult. I mean, it may not be the best thing to put on your OKCupid profile that you’re a heavy smoker, right? 420LoveMatch.com hopes to bring potheads together and it needs funding to take its message on the road to get the word out.
According to its Indiegogo page, Founder and CEO Demond White, an Oaksterdam University grad, got the concept for 420LoveMatch.com came about by capitalizing on the current trend in online dating and new pot-tolerant policies, including legalized marijuana here in Washington and Colorado. Potheads and medical marijuana patients can get their smoke and love on with like-minded tokers.
The $50,000 goal is to enable the site’s promoters to hit a bunch of hemp and weed festivals all over from the Bay Area to Amsterdam via booths, purchase magazine ad space, and travel expenses.
Ah, the internet is a most glorious place!
This giant squid found off the coast of Japan will keep your ass out of the water, Shark Week be damned…
I’m a huge fan of giant (insert animal here), except insects. Fuck insects. While I am totally stoked about this giant squid being found, I’m miffed that it’s dead, and concerned that something like that might try to eat me if I went swimming… Oh, that’s right! I can’t swim. Watch the astonishing video below:
Welp, that is an impressive amount of calamari, though. Mmmm… Calamari. I’m here for it!
If you’re wondering why everybody is talking about Jacqueline Bisset this morning, here’s why.
A lot of actors and actresses claim they are in shock when they actually win whatever award they were nominated for, but Jacqueline Bisset was actually in shock (or drunk) as evidenced by this really painfully awkward, and weird, acceptance speech for winning Best Supporting Actress in a mini-series or TV movie (Dancing on the Edge)at the 2014 Golden Globes:
Would it have been so bad to say, “Thank you and good night?” Either way, she’s a vet so she gets a pass.
Macaulay Culkin and some of his hipster homies sing a medley about pizza in a room full of pizza….
What happened to my former childhood boo, Macaulay Culkin? I used to be so in lurve with him at 9 years old. Well, 23 long years have passed in that time and while I’m busy working off the pizza we had over the holidays, Culkin and his hipster homies are singing about it via their quirky new band, The Pizza Underground. It’s a cover band that takes classics and changes the subject to pizza.
In their latest video, Culkin and ’em can be seen in a room full of pizza slices hanging from string, beating on pizza boxes, and wearing the pizza… As a mask. I’m not going to kid you. Some people think this is clever, but I think it’s some of the most pretentious shit I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. Check it out for yourself below:
Only thing going for it is the fact that it reminds me of trying to watch public access adult material as a teen. Good times.